As the battle raged on, random members of the participating audience were thrown at each other, by the two angry hoboes. Three of the nine that were involved in the fight were killed due to oncoming traffic. The other six were rushed to nearby hospitals with one or more broken bones. A dog, belonging to one of the injured bodies, was also killed along with the death of a precious ham and cheese sandwich...

Local Safeway shopper, Ireally Likesales, described the fight as,

“The funniest thing I’ve ever seen but kind of sad because... that ham and cheese sandwich could’ve been my lunch, ya know?”

Safeway employee, Giveme A. Raise, also commented,

“I handmade that sandwich just this morning... I think it’s name was Jeffrey....”

Both homeless men disappeared from the scene right after the fight. Police are still patrolling the neigborhood and nearby areas, trying to seek out the two mysterious hoboes.